Words heard 'round the OWL HQ Office Cauldron
Week 1
What an exciting kick-off to the world of OWL! Sparks are flying both on the field and off!
Here's The Daily Horoscope's roundup of rumors heard around the office cauldron at OWL HQ!
One word is on the tips of of the tongues of all the leadership of Salem - TAILGATE! It appears some devoted fans are even purchasing muggle Ford trucks to then enchant for the as-of-yet announced event. Orders of ever-burning charcoal, red Solo cups, and Dorritos have skyrocketed!
Separately,Stellar Saturday is approaching rapidly according the Cardiff astronomers (pictured below). Some say the ceremonial acknowledgement of the power of the stars has devolved into an excuse to drink copiously. We'll see what Cardiff has in mind!
Cardiff resident astronomer doing some quick mental calculations.
The de Ligt Twins, Patrons of the de Ligt business empire and co-Lieges of the Delft Wandsmiths are fuming about the profit-sharing arrangements around ticket sales. It seems the professionalization of the sport may have created perverse profiteering incentives! Addressing the home-away schedule and ticket revenue are "in the works" according to one OWL Parliament secretary who also noted "We're really busy, we'll see what we can do".
Queens 35ers made quite a splash with their new uniforms designed by the acclaimed RT34. Inspired by muggle-made Granblue Fantasy game, the uniforms are stunning! Blending together the magical elements and motifs on magic, the uniforms are beautiful and ornate! We'll see how the 35ers do in them in the upcoming match against Le Havre AC.
Selection of new uniforms for (in clockwise order): Lotte Bashir, Kim Eun-Ji, and Christina Pekkala.
Nicola Thrace [BMM] appears to have taken up a public relationship with teammate, Jamison Kirk! We'll see how this relationship affects their on-path performance. The resident rag, Tabloid Magician Zine, secured some supposedly cut pictures of them shopping and enjoying Subak Popsicles together in downtown Busan. It's of the opinion of the Daily Horoscope that those pictures were grainy!
The Sirens have announced a Omnicast partnership with ESP-N to produce the Real Magicians of OWL. Can the League handle the drama that the show will produce? Alexandria's Upper Management appears to be banking on it. Details to follow.
To finish up, here are Horoscope rankings for the next match. May the Astrological Stars be ever in your Favor!
Taurus (Most Favored)
Aries
Virgo
Cancer
Pisces
Capricorn
Scorpio
Gemini
Libra
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Leo
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