We'll lead off with the the latest in the Nicol-ison saga:
BMM Lord (Ben) President 기차 왕:
Are Nicol-ison done!? TMZ has obtained pictures of Jamison Kirk sneaking off with opponent Wanda Morrison after last night's game... Sources close to Nicola Thrace say that she is fuming and threatening to curse each of Kirk's lanes personally for the rest of the season! Will this lover's quarrel effect Nicola's on-pitch performance tomorrow? Click the link below for pics and full analysis. #clawsareout #sorcererchaser #exclusive
Brewing plans for traveling trophies caused quite a stir!
Lord of Dragons - Sir Schwick:
@Sam, Lord of Alexandria (GMT-5) @Elliot, Lich Lord of Salem I never thought I would live to see the day that League Lieges would gamble with cultural and historical treasures with such nonchalance! What shame you bring about for every magician in your employ! Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon!
Blackpool Sage, Sophie Lysell:
@Sam, Lord of Alexandria (GMT-5) Unfortunately @Blackpool Bruxa has no affiliation with the @BritishMuseum and cannot offer the Rosetta Stone as a Trophy. Instead we offer the Blackpool Trawler, a fully functional party tram, as well as assistance teleporting it if need be. We here at BPB support the return of important cultural artifacts to more deserving owners and encourage lobbying the UK government to help affect this change #OWL #BritishMuseum #UK #Reparations
Lady Elina - 35ers (GMT+8):
PARTY TRAM
Jaydar Cleaver with audio coverage of the latest match!
Edgar Chronović (HS, W. Ravens):
Congrats at your second victory last night @Amethylia (HS, Kyoto Foxes), I've been told through the grape-vine that @Lady Kitsune -of the Kyoto Foxes didn't get to watch the and match on Saturday Night and somehow the temporal-omnicast never made it to Kyoto so @Lady Cordeilia Wick (W. Ravens) has ordered me to chirp it to you. Not sure why the Omnicast didn't make it to Japan. Goodluck with the rest of your season! #KyotoCityFoxes #WorchesterRavens #Temporal-omnicast #Hardfought
Check out the audio file here:
Lord Luz (Roxas City Magic):
@Lord Luz (Roxas City Magic) and @HS Vincenzo (Roxas City Magic) model mockups of
@Roxas City Magic 's new Cloak line that will let Stargazers everywhere show their pride if Parliament's Merchandising Bill passes! #StarsRising
Lord of Le Havre is optimistic about the acquisition of Kumail Kubengele
McKane- Lord of Le Havre:
Lefty, McKane, and Associate acquired Kumail Kabengele from the Salem Liches in a last minute contract buyout. He is a promising talent, and we're hard at work bringing him up to speed on the team's main strategies. #hired #OxSports
Salem is increasing their ties with our scaley friends
Elliot, Lich Lord of Salem:
The @Salem Liches welcome the @Paris Lumière to our great city for what is bound to be a splendid match, blessed by the attendance of the Cod Fish Aristocrats!
Click here to see the photos: https://discordapp.com/channels/712455428591845436/728839161221742623/732419015409926218
Elliot, Lich Lord of Salem:
The #SalemScoop back this morning with a report from the raucous @Salem Liches celebration last night! While the Phylactery is known to go a bit crazy with any W, they seemed especially energetic with the first one for their team in this inaugural season of OWL League! Caught on camera was new Lich All-Star Declan Etheria participating in a traditional #CodSlap of the Head Sage @Doombrew, Sage of Salem [he/him]!
And now for the weird corner of owl-twitter!
(DWS-CoLiege)Wilhemmina de Nocht:
Thanks to our new sporting goods partnership with @Queens 35ers, the Delft Wandsmiths are proud to present the following promotional material. JOIN IN THE DISCUSSION NOW WITH #DWSCALLUM
Some seemed concerned:
Blackpool Sage, Sophie Lysell:
(DWS-CoLiege)Wilhemmina de Nocht:
The image is from a recent match, there may indeed have been a curse in that lane at the time
No word yet on how doggo is doing..
Multi-dimensional storm in the Hollywood Hills!
Daily Horoscope:
MULTI-DIMENSIONAL THUNDERSTORM IN THE HILLS OF HOLLYWOOD No fatalities. Clean-up crew reminding everyone to not look directly at the center of the multi-dimensional storm! Stay safe out there! @Hollywood Starlight @Kyoto Foxes LC @Paris Lumière
Blackpool Sage, Sophie Lysell:
Omg Starrs Big news!!! I snagged an exclusive interview with Mickie D via sending stone right before his guest star appearance on the pilot of Real Magicians of OWL!!!!!!!! I KNOW RIGHT?! Full interview transcript below #RealMagicians #MickieD #Interview #TMZ #Nice - TMZ Columnist Trixie Starr...
Read the whole interview here:
https://discordapp.com/channels/712455428591845436/728839161221742623/732839974990250017
The Dueling Dragons have a Dragon egg!
Lord Gingir The Everchosen - GDD:
As Lord of @Guangzhou Dueling Dragons, I'm proud of our work with the Ministry, and in our efforts to bring home the dragons, which are our namesake. This is but one small step on a road glory! For centuries, tales have been sung of the rebirth of our twin deities. Kohaku and Wulong, we look forward to sharing their glorious birth with the rest of our League! #GDDReborn #UFODUnited
We'll close out with one of many chirps sent out which are emblematic of the good sportsmanship of the OWL League - gg everyone!
(DWS-CoLiege)Willem de Ligt:
Congratulations indeed to the @Queens 35ers ! An exceptional tight game, where it all came down to a 1 heart & 1 star separation on lane 1. Cheer up @Spaceman Spiff (Queens 35ers) it may not all be as terrible as you thought
Just kidding, we're closing out with this bombshell. He's back!
(DWS Sage) Dirk Footstamper:
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yes it is!
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