Excerpts from Press Release
To the esteemed council members of the Potion and Elixir Administration (PEA).
The industrious alchemists of Blackpool are delighted to present Bruxarade; A refreshing and potent new sports elixir primed to take the world of Ludomancy by storm.
Benefits include: Great taste, Long lasting magical energy, Quality hydration, Brewed with no added sweeteners, and Suitable for all ages* (persons pregnant, breastfeeding, or the ages 6 and under please consult your witchdoctor before consuming, side effects may include but are not limited to: Dizziness, Spontaneous Teleportation, Lumiosteitis [aka Boneglow], Bat Dreams, Singing, and Irrepressible Giggles)
Ingredients: Blackpool Springwater, Proprietary Blend of Magical Reagents, Natural Flavors, Dragon Extract™, Magcharomyces Lumilli, Glitter.
We at Blackpool Bruxa are dedicated to providing funding and alchemical expertise for any testing that may be required to pass PEA guidelines and get Bruxarade out to the public and our thirsty fans.
Our millions of fans simply want more Blackpool! They just can't get enough, but we can try to give it to them with Bruxarade.
It will launch with three flavors:
Sanguine – Red Flavor: Tangy, Sweet, and Fruity, Stays bubbly forever and guaranteed to put a smile on your face*(claims not valid within anti-magic fields)
There will be a limited Edition Brigita the Bloody version that is released
Blackwater – Black Flavor: Rich, Rooty, and Herbal. A good pick-me-up any time of day, served hot or cold.
ArcticxScream – Blue/White Flavor: Floral, Lightly minty. Always Ice cold and Impossibly refreshing. Will give you a brain freeze.
Brigita the Bloody limited edition Sanguine Bruxarade launching with a beautiful on-location photo-shoot in the midlands of England.
Expect to see Bruxarade flavors hitting your stadium vendors and hopefully your taste buds in the near future!
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